Test Run Librarian

I just checked my email and saw THREE DIGESTS from the Chatty Librarians listserve. What the f? And I thought I was an emailer.
NEW TOPIC: THINGS TO DO IN _____ WHEN YOU'RE DEAD TIRED OF WORK AT WORK
1) furrow your brow (makes you look concerned)
2) develope LOUD KEYSTROKES (makes you sound busy, annoying, and pseudo-important)
3) have people drop in on you but don't let them camp (humans admire the social but not-too-social nature of other humans)
4) look up strange shite in databases (you can talk about this stuff later to impress someone: "Hey did you know that in the ____ of _____, young boys ingest the semen of older male warriors to develop their strength and masculinity?")
5) change into something that flaunts your _______ and walk by an important person of the opposite sex. or the same sex. whatever.
6) photocopy funny pics of people in compromising positions. OR BETTER: use the office's digital camera to take funny pics of people in compromising positions and upload them quickly
7) stare at _______ and watch 'em squirm
8) ingest dilbert, office space, or whatever else makes you laugh pathetically at our counter-productive work system
9) see 10.
10) i ran out of ideas

posted by Amanda @ Wednesday, May 19, 2004